When you were single
I was a great friend
(and we were nursing your heartbreak over that elusive individual from varsity)
When you finally opened the door and let Jesus in
I was a great friend
(and the car accident that wrote off your car and rolled you down a hill)
When you started dating
I was a great friend
(and you told me all about her, she sounded lovely)
When you knew she was the one
I was a great friend
(and you told me about the day she spoke wisdom into your heart when an encounter with some guy from high school made you feel so small)
When you got engaged
I was a great friend
(and the quaint private cinema where you proposed)
When you got married
I became a threat
(and you told me that the type of friendship you have with me, you could only have with your wife)
When you...
I don't know, we haven't spoken since